Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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