We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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