my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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