not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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