Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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