Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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