we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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