Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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