Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You're a waste of cheezeits
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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