The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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