New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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