That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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