I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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