Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
