ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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