I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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