Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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