Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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