so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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