I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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