Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
and she was petting her beer can
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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