p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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