i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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