Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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