You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
where are my eyebrows?
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