On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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