We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i think i have two assholes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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