Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
