They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm going to jail i love you
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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