its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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