At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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