im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I party with great urgency now.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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