I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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