plz talk dirty to me
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.