so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!