I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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