Where did you get a picture of my penis
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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