I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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