I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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