Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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