I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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