I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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