weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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