don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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