He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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