Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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