He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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