im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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