Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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