why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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