No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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