Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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