I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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