# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You can't motorboat a personality
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Randomize
